Lad@reddthat.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoYou now have 4 fully functional arms. How do you make use of your new capability?message-squaremessage-square125fedilinkarrow-up1127arrow-down16
arrow-up1121arrow-down1message-squareYou now have 4 fully functional arms. How do you make use of your new capability?Lad@reddthat.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square125fedilink
minus-squareforty2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·edit-211 months agoBy being overqualified for handshakes and using that as a power move to establish dominance via awkwardness
minus-squaregrabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 months agoFirst Gary in sales, then it’s time to take on Putin.
minus-squareforty2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoDon’t forget Trump, I’d be using all three remaining arms to shake him vigorously during the handshake. Diplomatically, of course.
minus-squareforty2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoSoft to start, but I reckon he’ll get harder the more vigorously I shake him. Who knows though, he may just jiggle around semi-limp like a just-came-2min-ago dick
By being overqualified for handshakes and using that as a power move to establish dominance via awkwardness
First Gary in sales, then it’s time to take on Putin.
Don’t forget Trump, I’d be using all three remaining arms to shake him vigorously during the handshake. Diplomatically, of course.
Hmm…soft diplomacy or hard diplomacy?
Soft to start, but I reckon he’ll get harder the more vigorously I shake him. Who knows though, he may just jiggle around semi-limp like a just-came-2min-ago dick