MOSCOW, Jan 11 (Reuters) - A senior ally of President Vladimir Putin warned on Thursday that any Ukrainian attacks on missile launch sites inside Russia with arms supplied by the United States and its allies would risk a nuclear response from Moscow.
“Medvedev warns of nuclear response if weather gets colder”.
You know, it does sound like it could be an actual news article.
That’s one of the more plausible ones because a nuclear detonation would (temporarily) warm things up a bit.