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minus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down35·edit-29 months agoWhat the heck is wrong with people on Lemmy. That’s a terrible thing to say. We have finally reached Reddit level comments Edit: Oh
minus-squareAlteon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·9 months agoDude…as in they peed the bed, themselves, the floor, or have thrown up, or somehow made a giant time-sensitive mess that they feel they can’t clean up themselves. Grow up.
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-29 months ago“Mommy I fwowed up” “Kitty pooped in my bed” "I fink I’m gonna - BLARGH! (vomit all over both of us) “By dose is bleedig” “Bomby - ACHOO!” (snot all over both our faces) These are a few of my own experiences with my kids’ bodily fluids. Totally gross, but I did not mean what you were thinking.
minus-squaremoistclump@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·9 months agoI’m confused by your comment
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 months agoBro’s just a brainwormed weirdo.
minus-squaregeneral_kittenlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agohe just has to find better brain parasites
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoThe cool ones that teach you useful skills
What the heck is wrong with people on Lemmy. That’s a terrible thing to say. We have finally reached Reddit level comments
Edit: Oh
Dude…as in they peed the bed, themselves, the floor, or have thrown up, or somehow made a giant time-sensitive mess that they feel they can’t clean up themselves. Grow up.
“Mommy I fwowed up”
“Kitty pooped in my bed”
"I fink I’m gonna - BLARGH! (vomit all over both of us)
“By dose is bleedig”
“Bomby - ACHOO!” (snot all over both our faces)
These are a few of my own experiences with my kids’ bodily fluids. Totally gross, but I did not mean what you were thinking.
I’m confused by your comment
Bro’s just a brainwormed weirdo.
he just has to find better brain parasites
The cool ones that teach you useful skills
Toxoplasmosis :3