There’s like an urge in my body to squeeze it from the bottom that feels efficient and tidy and it messes my mind up when I use a toothpaste that somebody has squeezed right in the middle. I wanna know people’s stance on this, so what kinda squeezer are you?
Is “Making my dentist rich” considered a valid answer?
Everyone does it different in my house so once a week I redistribute the paste in the tube so it’s all at the top. It’s very satisfying to do and I feel like I have all the power when it’s all said and done.
my ex-partner and I used to have his-and-hers toothpaste.
People who squeeze from the middle are certified psychopaths.
I’m a random squeezer up until near the end, then I roll up from the bottom.
There’s something so satisfying about when it seems empty and you push your fiber up and force more out.
I firmly place it betwixt my ass cheeks and let the glutes do their work.
I also take my toothpaste from betwixt this person’s ass cheeks.
I squeeze from the middle and make a big mess around the cap
Squeeze from the bottom. It comes out faster too.
middle, i’m sorry. way too lazy to do it the right way
I squeeze from the top or middle because that’s where I grab it from but I have a plastic toothpaste roller that flattens and pushes it up from the bottom that I adjust as I go. It’s truly the best of all worlds
From the middle. But, I occasionally pull the bottom along the corner of the sink counter, squeezing it back up, and then roll the bottom so it stays “like full.”
What? pre coffee… I can’t be bothered to care.
Snip off the crimp and dip the toothpaste in my dude.
