I have one in my drawer, I want a snack, and I like Snickers. But I can’t bring myself to eat it. I don’t want a half-eaten candy bar in my drawer (you want ants? that’s how you get ants.) but I also don’t want to eat the whole thing (i’m smol and that’s a ridiculous amount of calories) but i cant bring myself to throw the uneaten part away. So it just stays there, taunting me, making me wish it were fun-sized.
Is this some weird attempt at guerilla marketing? Because we don’t get the same crowds here as Reddit does, so it’s kinda pointless. Unlike drinking cool and refreshing Pepsi Cola - Pepsi Cola, the cool and refreshing cola drink.
Now that you mention it, I could really use a Coke. And some Taco Bell.
chop it into bits and then put the other parts in the fridge
I’d cut it into 4 pieces and store them in a ziploc in the drawer. GOAAAALLLLL
When I was a teenager I would eat the full sized ice cream ones sometimes, thinking that they were delicious. I tried one again as an adult a few years ago and it didn’t hold up.
I occasionally eat one as a “meal replacement” when I can’t get normal food.
But a resealable container solves the ant problem.
But a resealable container solves the ant problem.
How do you wrangle them all in there?
Make a friend to share with. Offering half a candy bar is a great way to make friends.
Would you like half a candy bar?
Yes please. See we’re friends now, let’s go share our candy bar in the shade of that big ole oak tree and see what the wind in the leaves tells us about life.
