Maybe God just doesn’t like people talking shit on his behalf? “Oh, I’m supposed to take out your trash? How bout this, boom, now you’re trash. Fuckin gottem. Punk ass bitch trying to tell me who to smite… shiiii-it, I invented irony, bitch! Who do you think you’re fucking with? Smite you just for looking my way, muther fucker. Keep my name out your mouth. Damn, cracked your dome on the way down, too. Shit, I didn’t even mean that one. That was just karma doubling up on ya. Sucks to suck, bitch.”
Yeah that’s literally invoking god’s name in vain and making false prophesy. It’s pretty easy to interpret this as god being Big Mad that some uppity human thought to speak for him. “How dare you assume I give a fuck!”
Maybe God just doesn’t like people talking shit on his behalf? “Oh, I’m supposed to take out your trash? How bout this, boom, now you’re trash. Fuckin gottem. Punk ass bitch trying to tell me who to smite… shiiii-it, I invented irony, bitch! Who do you think you’re fucking with? Smite you just for looking my way, muther fucker. Keep my name out your mouth. Damn, cracked your dome on the way down, too. Shit, I didn’t even mean that one. That was just karma doubling up on ya. Sucks to suck, bitch.”
Ummm okay
Yeah that’s literally invoking god’s name in vain and making false prophesy. It’s pretty easy to interpret this as god being Big Mad that some uppity human thought to speak for him. “How dare you assume I give a fuck!”
… or, y’know, his blood pressure was high.