[kernel panic] … … [reboot]

“Well, I-”

o O (Wait, this is a job interview…)

[delete delete delete]

o O (Hold on, is this what they’re ACTUALLY asking for…?)

o O (OK, I have a sales-y script I can recite, but this isn’t a sales position…I don’t know if the “authentic me” answer I have would be any better…)

[bombs interview anyway]