i did not ask for this!! don’t pay extra for it and act like you’re somehow doing me a fucking favor because now i have to take the day off and practically sit by the fucking door listening for the guy to knock – cannot fully engage in an activity, wear headphones, shower, etc etc etc.
again, I didn’t ask for this!!
these days it’s really obnoxious because now it seems like you can’t even turn it off? like 10 years ago maybe you could sign into the site and say ‘actually please leave at the door’. now it’s fucking LOCKED ON. ABSOLUTELY OBNOXIOUS. SHIT!
If you get lucky enough to get the delivery driver who just signs that shit with a scribble for you, treasure them.
You should treasure them, and there’ll be one asshole who figures out he can get free shit by claiming he never received the package and that treasure of a person gets fired bye bye.
FedEx does this to me, but ONLY with expensive shit, which I actually hate because I’ve had a new phone go missing from my porch after the driver forged a signature on it.
And that’s why they shouldn’t be forging signatures.
Uhh, no thanks. I prefer getting the service I request.