Itte@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months agoAnon makes a friendsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1435arrow-down129
arrow-up1406arrow-down1imageAnon makes a friendsh.itjust.worksItte@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squareMindSkipperBro12@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43arrow-down2·8 months agoDay One “Wanna go out on a date?” “Who are you?…”
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·8 months ago“… and why are you in my house?”
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·8 months agoI’m wearing our underwear.
minus-squarePhlubbaDubba@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 months agoI mean if the alternative is listening to the “friendzone v fuckzone” discourse for the rest of my life, I’m willing to try cold calling it
Day One
“Wanna go out on a date?”
“Who are you?…”
“… and why are you in my house?”
“And why are you wearing my underwear?”
I’m wearing our underwear.
Where’s your underwear?
☭ our ☭
I mean if the alternative is listening to the “friendzone v fuckzone” discourse for the rest of my life, I’m willing to try cold calling it