Because the lord loves you … but if you don’t, the LORD WILL DESTROY YOU AND SEND YOU TO HELL AND DAMNATION FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!
He loves you, and he needs money!
Lots of money, but don’t ask where it’s going
I know that if I have kids, they had better love me or I’m torturing them for all eternity. That’s how loving people works, right?
That’s funny. I always thought it was about trying your best to do things right, allow space for others errors and mistakes, admit when wrong and apologize for it.
But I may be wrong.
No, that can’t be right, because god is good, so everything he does is good. I know because an old book says so.
Isn’t it amazing how earsay works?
Imagine your legacy being an image macro of the worst photo ever shot of you 🤣
If I could be so lucky. My grandchildren would be proud.
He looks like Jack Nicholson in the courtroom scene of A Few Good Men. Can’t wait for the religious reboot of the film.
Jack: “You can’t handle God’s truth!”
Tom: “Well actually a human is an immortal, spiritual being that is resident in a physical body…”
Mm, pass.
Calm down Gob, you skinless freak.
This is the zombie horror is the left-wing nightmare / vampire horror is the right-wing nightmare paradigm, embodied, isn’t it.
