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    8 months ago

    People need kidneys, it’s sad but decreed yet this Senator’s hoarding one more than she needs I offer this bill and I hope you’ll vote “aye” Unless, of course, you just want PEOPLE TO DIE!

    Traffic deaths have many crying with fear Over 30,000 people are dying each year this modest change I propose must be applied Unless, of course, you just want PEOPLE TO DIE!

    Alcohol deaths are exceeding comparisons Black people, white people, Native Americans We need to ban alcohol, it can’t be denied Unless, of course, you just want PEOPLE TO DIE!

    Murders are bad. They have no defenders yet many are committed by repeat offenders I say lifetime in prison, whatever the crime unless, of course, you want PEOPLE TO DIE!

    These car deaths I mentioned are terrible stuff It just doesn’t seem that one seatbelt’s enough Either vote for my act so that fewer will cry Unless, of course, you just want PEOPLE TO DIE!

    The carbs. The container. We cannot ignore Whipped cream’s killing more people than ever before This bill would be passed and be ratified if those people there didn’t want PEOPLE TO DIE!

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      None of those things are remotely comparable to guns lol. Nice try but adults are able to easily spot rhetoric.

      I don’t understand what the kidney one is about.

      Cars are central to our society, it would collapse without it(although I’m completely for phasing them out). Their main use is transport, not killing people.

      Everything else you mentioned only affects the person using it and killin isn’t their main use. My neighbor can’t kill me because he’s mad about his job and is eating too much whip cream.

      Guns are made to kill. People are using it to kill innocent people. No one needs a gun(except certain professions and I’m clearly not talking about banning it for then). Go back to posting pictures.

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        No one needs a gun(except certain professions and I’m clearly not talking about banning it for then).

        name a profession you think needs a gun more than the working people need guns, please.

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          That’s easy since working people don’t need guns.

          Infantryman, swat, police(but the UK policemen don’t have them so probably not after a few years of a gunless society), ice cream truck driver

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            working people don’t need guns.

            they do if a landlord tries to evict them or the pinkertons try to break their strike.

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            8 months ago

            Infantryman, swat, police

            i will literally trust every high profile mass shooter with a gun before i trust anyone with a veneer of authority with one. ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS including imperialist stormtroopers.