Followed by, “Why aren’t you having fun? I specifically requested it.”

Obviously the pineapple is the slut.

Clearly the pineapple is the slut.

It’ll be like my college days when i was cooler and wanted to wear crazy shirts but never got them because that would be nuts and girls wouldn’t sleep with me. They still didn’t sleep with me. But now that I have a wife and kids and no longer care about rutting I’m wearing that damn shirt and drinking alone by the pool

This B needs a C in her A!

I miss this show. Between this and Superstore, there hasn’t been a good workplace sitcom to fill the void

This was a role that I never knew Andre Braugher could play, but I’m so glad he did.

Resting beach face

I have pair of pink socks with a pinapple on it that’s wearing sunglasses. The words “Beach, please” are written under it.

Life’s a beach

Lol just try and relax when going into a Dan Flashes shirt shop. It’s a mad house in there, people literally fighting over shirts with complicated patterns. The shirt I’m wearing now cost 400 because the pattern is so complex.

Does he wanna beach off?

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I have the pineapple slit shirt and fucking love it

His tattoo though!