• pacoboyd@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    I went to a cheese festive last weekend. Was browsing some books in thier library retired book sale they had going on at the same time and thought I had a fart. I let er rip, wasn’t a fart. Damn you lactose intolerance!

    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Can I just say that when I think of library sales, I think of people stealth farting all over the place? “OH GOD. Who was that? Maybe I’ll be safe in Biographies… NOPE. Let’s try Adult Fiction… WTF people? Contain yourselves.”