- cross-posted to:
- femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- cross-posted to:
- femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Do u ever make eye contact…
No
Do u ever brush up against…
That’s why I wear a short skirt and long sunglasses.
Wait fuck double wait I think I like them this way

Ha in high school yea. now I’ve talked to enough of them to know they’re thinking about something completely random and unrelated to me and often nothing at all, which I find the most interesting.
Like they might have literally just been staring at a tree for five minutes. And then I talk to them and they’re like 'I was just looking at this tree."
Especially these days, people seem increasingly surprised that a human is actually talking to them in real life.
Ever go on a date with a woman and you have so much in common, make the same jokes, same references, you feel you hit it off so well, kiss at the end of the night, both agree to make plans for a 2nd date, and the next morning she texts says something’s not clicking and deletes you?
That hit for the next week, but she probably stopped thinking about you after she hit send
STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS
I’m not a lesbian, just an ugly guy, but that happens to me often. Some experiences transcend gender and sexuality ;-)
Nah I’ve got 0 hottie permanence
Hotties come and go but homies are forever. Remember that kings. 👊🤙🤟🫵✌️🫰🫦
Every fucking day, and let me tell that some of the women have high standards, like brand pit or something, because their looks is annoying.
No….
Nah, never happened to me.






