I don’t think they secure coffins anymore. These days we’ve got a nice little thing called gravity. I hear dirt has a lot of it. Also the hinges keep everything in line.
The Jews have it really secure. The put a literal one ton rock on top of their burials. They’re called ledgers. Not gonna see any Jewish zombies digging their way out.
I don’t have much experience, but the few occupied coffins I’ve seen had screws (with decorative wooden balls so you don’t need tools) and no hinges at all.
I don’t think they secure coffins anymore. These days we’ve got a nice little thing called gravity. I hear dirt has a lot of it. Also the hinges keep everything in line.
You’re going to eat your sarcastic words once the zombie apocalypse is in full swing.
The Jews have it really secure. The put a literal one ton rock on top of their burials. They’re called ledgers. Not gonna see any Jewish zombies digging their way out.
I don’t have much experience, but the few occupied coffins I’ve seen had screws (with decorative wooden balls so you don’t need tools) and no hinges at all.