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minus-squarejasondj@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·edit-21 year agoMe starting the toaster before wake-n-bake shitting. Hastily wiping my ass and washing my hands as the smoke detector goes off. Every goddamn day. For context, I toast in the air fryer and it defaults for 15 minutes and who the hell feels like turning that down.
I asked to be woken up when September ends. It’s October 10th. You’re late.
Me starting the toaster before wake-n-bake shitting. Hastily wiping my ass and washing my hands as the smoke detector goes off. Every goddamn day.
For context, I toast in the air fryer and it defaults for 15 minutes and who the hell feels like turning that down.