What is so unsettling about full-body MRIs is not just their superfluity or codification of healthcare inequality but also what they symbolize about the corporate capture and celebrity-washing of modern healthcare. The Make America Healthy Again clique distrusts contemporary medicine but promises cutting-edge technologies like MRIs. They appeal to the wealthy’s sense of grievance while disenfranchising the poor. And though they reasonably bellow against the pernicious effects of the profit motive in healthcare, calling out compromised doctors and institutions, they hand over the reins to a small cadre of tech bros, Hollywood stars, and very compromised doctors—all of whom need to make a buck for venture capital.