Unicorn tears might be a little harder though.

Nah it’s just expensive, and called printer ink. You can buy it anywhere if you have money.

Making unicorns cry is just not seen as acceptable nowadays

I mean, it’s 2023, finding a unicorn these days is easier than ever. There’s sites for that kind of thing all over the internet.

^Wait… What?^

Ohhhhhh! That kind of unicorn!