Was just having this discussion in real life.
I’d get Farfetch’d or Psyduck. Just to go for a duck theme on my thigh.
Is Jessie an option? She looks like my wife.
What a humble brag
Only if she gets James!
PSYDUCK GANGGGG
Just channeling my inner anxiety!
true lol PSYDUCK!!!¡!!!
Missingno, hands down.
I never really got into Pokemon, but I love game glitches.
I’m just waiting for OP to edit the title to “Which Pokemon would you have sex with?” The comments are a lot funnier under this context.
That said: Machoke.
For both the original and alternate question.
I’m pretty sure there are Lemmy communities covering that topic in graphic detail. All you have to do is swipe that “Hide NSFW” switch.
Snorlax. He’s recognizable enough that most people won’t have to ask what it is, personally relatable, and nobody don’t like Snorlax!
Also, I was looking through a list before I decided, and whatever happened to Khangaskahn? It was barely in the first game and I don’t think I’ve even heard about it since.
Holy shit! It’s a marsupial, too! I had totally forgotten about that one.
I’ve been tempted to get ‘surprised Pikachu’ tattooed on me someplace.
I don’t know why, but that meme always makes smile when it’s in a ‘leopard’s eat my face’ way
I already knew what that was before clicking on it.
A full-back squirtle squad would be awesome!
Ditto on my ass
Umbreon and Espeon, because they are independently my and my wife’s favorites.
Bulbasaur.
Removed by mod
Zoroark
Gen 1, Growlithe
The good boy that can burn down your house
Unown. They seem like they can form an actual design I would like.
Shiny Rayquaza
