Stupid idea I had that I spent way too long making way too poorly so now it’s everyone’s problem

My cat can’t maintain eye contact while doing that, because her whole head is buried in the flower.

Maintaining hard eye contact with her while I eat her flowers

Little Diogenes 😍 classic powermove

Username checks out for sure

“Look ma, no paws!”

When intrusive thoughts about being a herbivore have won.

“…the remarkable predator then proceed to keep eyes contact. To assert dominance over the group.”