• Sunsofold@lemmings.world
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    5 days ago

    Tank: Behold my impenetrable armor! None can hurt me!

    Enemy: *ignores tank and stabs wizard and cleric wandering around in glorified bathrobes*

    Tank: I didn’t mean you weren’t supposed to try!

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      If your Cleric is in glorified bathrobes instead of proper armor that’s on them

      Assuming it’s D&D or Pathfinder as referenced in the comic

      • teft@piefed.social
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        Yeah, my war cleric has more ac than my fighter. I prefer the healy boy doesnt die on me while i’m getting stabbed. I can’t cast true resurrection, he can.

  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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    There’s a 0.25% chance of two consecutive 20s being rolled. This is likely to happen ~1/400 attacks.

    The lesson? Don’t fight swarms of anything if rules enable baddies to crit you.

  • teft@piefed.social
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    Yesterday i was that fighter but reversed. I rolled 5 nat 1s in a row. Action surge wasted makes for a sad orc.