The US Army has entered into an massive enterprise contract with Anduril, with a value of up to $20bn, deliverable over the next decade.

I propose a new rule, if you cannot explain in a brief 1000 word essay why actually naming a defense company after a Lord Of The Rings reference is not really in good taste, especially when you are a bunch of evil motherfuckers who don’t understand the basic lessons being expressed in the plot of Lord Of The Rings… than you should not be able to acquire US government defense contracts.

If I need to write essays to get the chance to get a damn job, these people can sure as heck write us some essays for the $20 billion dollar check can’t they?

  • Gork
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    5 days ago

    Brought to you by the same dweebs who made the Nyan Army helmet.

    cat