Yeah, things have almost never killed me before.

I’ve had several near death experiences from drowning to anaphylaxis, and every time I think “hey wait I don’t give a shit about dying” it goes from panic to being really uncomfortable and hella boring.

Breathing so weakly that you literally can’t see anymore? Don’t worry! Just accept death and she’ll let you live! Then you’ve just gotta wait for what feels like hours before trying to move again. Also you’ll feel a persistent itch inside your fucking eyes that entire time and also for a day or two after (probably indicative of some permanent damage that’s been done and will lead to more problems later), but hey you survived to live another day in this burning world; aren’t you so thankful?

Demotivational Poster for the day:

That Which Does Not Kill You Merely Delays The Inevitable