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MY HUMAN FORM IS OVERCOME WITH HUMAN EMOTIONS. I WILL SURELY FUCK THIS UP.
MY CONFIDENCE IN YOU NOT FUCKING UP IS 78%
OTHER HUMANS KNOW “SUDO BEHAVE CONFIDENTLY” IS SUFFICIENT TO PERFORM 99.7% OF PERFUNCTORY FUNCTIONS NOMINALLY. ESPECIALLY COACHING CHILDREN AT SPORTS AND @KARENANDERSON’S BOOK CLUB.
YOU ARE RIGHT. I SHOULD HAVE CONSIDERED FELLOW HUMAN KAREN ANDERSON AND HER SPECIALIZATION IN SHAME, HEALTHY BOUNDARIES, AND DIFFICULT MOTHER-DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIPS. THERE IS A >0 PROBABILITY THAT SHE WOULD PROVIDE THE INPUT NEEDED SO THAT I CAN BELIEVE IN MYSELF, AND SO I SHALL.