The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前Yes, butmedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square154linkfedilinkarrow-up1764arrow-down119
arrow-up1745arrow-down1imageYes, butmedia.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前message-square154linkfedilink
minus-squareJandroDelSol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 个月前are… are you getting poop on your pants???
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 个月前Are you getting poop on your hands? I’m not, but I still wash my hands after.
minus-squareJandroDelSol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 个月前okay but my hands go near my butthole when I wipe. the sides of my pants aren’t anywhere neat that? I’m confused why a germaphobe would care
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-28 个月前Hands go near butthole. Hands now unclean. Unwashed hands grab sides of pants. Pants now unclean. Wash hands. Pants still unclean. The part you’re missing is the irrational part: the instant and binary transfer of unclean-ness on contact.
are… are you getting poop on your pants???
Are you getting poop on your hands? I’m not, but I still wash my hands after.
okay but my hands go near my butthole when I wipe. the sides of my pants aren’t anywhere neat that? I’m confused why a germaphobe would care
Hands go near butthole. Hands now unclean. Unwashed hands grab sides of pants. Pants now unclean. Wash hands. Pants still unclean.
The part you’re missing is the irrational part: the instant and binary transfer of unclean-ness on contact.