Speaking of songs with names in 'em, someone recently argued with me that “Jolene” was an original song by Miley Cyrus instead of, you know, from Dolly Parton.
Now I have nothing against Miley, and she does a cover of that song, but to insist Dolly didn’t come first is so mind-bogglingly stupid, I didn’t think they still made lobotomies around here.