Last week, Kneissl’s two ponies were flown to St Petersburg on a military aircraft from the Russian air base at Hmeimim in Syria after it was diverted from carrying troops, according to a report by Russian investigative website The Insider.

• Bails out of EU due to many people angry over corrupt actions.

• Moves to Russia, doesn’t even finish move before Russian journalists are complaining about corrupt action taken during move to Russia.

That’s kind of impressive.