Denis Through the Drinking Glass (1983) is a text adventure about Margaret Thatcher’s drunk husband, Denis. Yes—this was a real thing.
The copy I played was on Commodore 64, but it first staggered out on ZX Spectrum in 1983—later crawling onto Atari 8-bit, BBC Micro, and Acorn Electron. It was built in The Quill, and not just any Quill game—this was the very first commercial release. From the start, the whole thing was drenched in satire and barroom humor.
The hook is that you don’t lose because of goblins, or hit points, or bad parser guesses. You lose because you sober up. Ten turns without a drink and Denis blinks back into reality, game over.
Sobriety is the fail state. 42 years later, that mechanic still feels uncomfortably brilliant.
Applications Software Specialities never made another game. One shot, one kill. But if you’re going to bow out after a single release, you could do worse than a rhyming, headline-spitting adventure where the only way to keep playing is to stay hammered.
Haha thanks for sharing. I’m a little Irish and biased but I’d still reckon that he was a better person than his wife by thaaaaaaaat much
That’s an actually hilarious premise for a text adventure.
I would have loved to work for ASS
