My main server is named Postulate (an idea that you assume for the sake of argument), my desktop is named Axiom (a proved postulate), and my backup server is named Corollary (an idea that follows from an axiom).
What are your computers named, and why?
i’m not good with names.
my server’s name is… server
Currently running
server3after some mishaps including a torched OS drive 🫠
Servers and computers get Ankh-Morpork street names.
The robot vacuum cleaner is GLaDOS.
Damnit, I’m boring af. Machines are named by their model for laptops/consumer devices and buy their CPU for home built stuff.
Except for Crimson-Binome.local 🏴☠️
All my servers are named after colors
Then my vms are ingredients to an omelette
I once named a load of servers for a helicopter company in the UK with elements. The cluster nodes were copper, silicon, etc. The cluster itself was called iron. The volumes were labelled fe_function.
It worked - it was easy to read and the bits that implied “cluster” were grouped appropriately. All the other servers had random elemental names unless they were associated in some way, in which case the group would be used. The engineers (real engineers with oil or distressingly nasty lubricants in their veins) loved it - it made sense, without being too quirky. It was very legible.
When those systems were hoicked out and replaced, the usual nonsense was applied: 2 char country code + 2 char site code etc etc ad nauseam. Followed by my absolute pet hate: 01. Oh so you might need 99 domain controllers? Yes you might, but not on one site.
Let’s face it, it is mostly AD admins who don’t get hostnames. I blame MS - their docs and blogs strive to be … authoritative or at least look so. An entire generation (possibly two) of sysadmins have been sold up the river by MS and their wankery.
I completely agree with the “01” problem, it should be “001”.
Single digit is great but then one service needs more than ten, or you keep rolling them over into new ones (one of our production server is 13 because it’s the thirteen generation). But then I want all the numbers of have consistent patterns, so if one has two digits, they all have to have it.
But I’m not allowed to name servers anymore.
poweredge-t620-0poweredge-t620-1poweredge-r520-0macbook-2011pi-0throughpi-3
having read all these other comments, i’m now feeling like i should come up with a more creative naming scheme… for what it’s worth, my phone is named
bob.I recommend flavours of popcorn: Caramel, Cheesy, Buttery, etc. And Bob.
I feel like I can’t be the only immature one here…
My NAS is called AY-NAS.
I’ve got a bunch of Rpis named things like DANK-SBC, WONK-SBC and RAW-SBC.
My Proxmox server is named Atlas, as the titan holding up my network.
My VMs on the proxmox server are named:
- TrueNAS (I didn’t have a good name)
- Poseidon for my docker server (Something something docker -> whale -> ocean)
I also have a raspberry pi running for testing out some stuff. It’s named Eileithyia after the greek goddess of birth.
My personal use computers are named after characters from the manga Tearmoon Empire Story, MiaLuna (storage server) - Anne (home desktop) - Ludwig (laptop).
My phones were named after JJBA characters (Jonathan Joestar - Joseph Joestar - Speedwagon)
Small form factor computers for automation are typically named after their purpose, without anything creative (PiMirrorDNS, PineKodi, PiPocket)
My Nas is named Optimus my Mac Plex server is named Macsimus
Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
I don’t name my computers, but usually name my OS drive Brain and the media drive Pinky.
My stationary devices are named after evil characters from middle earth, ungoliant, gothmog, morgoth etc. Mobile devices are named after good characters, illuvatar, gil-galad, elendil. My dad uses native American tribes for names.
Desktop: Cerberus (triple monitors)
Media server: Alexandria
Firewall: HadrianI like to have different naming schemes for different device classes.
Desktop computers: Greek gods
Laptops: Elements of the periodic table
Cloud servers: Norse gods
Home servers: Planets of the solar system
Raspberry Pis: Greek titans
