India? More like WINdia!

Verily, India hath accomplished a feat of cosmic import, alighting upon the lunar south with an unmanned vessel. 'Tis an awe-inspiring accomplishment, a testament to humanity’s audacious spirit. Yet, the tragic tale of Russia’s celestial envoy echoes with a tinge of cosmic horror, as destiny’s malevolent hand dashed their endeavor upon impact. As we gaze upon these celestial dance, one cannot but ponder the eldritch mysteries that lie beyond our earthly confines, beckoning us toward the abyssal unknown.

Putin’s precious moon landing club