• Lorindól
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    1 year ago
    1. Do not let Mom ever have brain surgery.
    2. Make grandma see a different doctor. The current one is clueless.
    3. Bust Dad for smoking in secret and force him to stop. You know how it can be done.
    4. Idea of Mom and Dad getting a divorce is a scary one, but it probably would make their and your life a lot better.
    5. Start jogging daily. You’ll never like it, but you need to do it to.
    6. Ask her out when you’re 15. She likes you too.
    7. Start taking guitar and piano lessons. Turns out you have musical talent, you just haven’t realized it yet.
    8. No, I won’t tell you how to get rich. You’d fuck your life up royally with unlimited money.