Alternative headline: People with highest well being scores choose to greet 6 or more neighbors.
Correlation ≠ Causation
now I need 6 random lemmings I could greet
Hi!
Hello!
Hi!
konnichiwa!
Ola 👋
Shalom!
Yo, hello man!
Hola!
Hello, neighbor!
Hallo!
Well hello there
Two more to go!
Hello!!
That’s it, I got my 6 hellos. Article says 6, not more, so I won’t be saying hello anymore 😤
Me: (greets six neighbors)
Neighbor 1: the government are lizards and you’re a lizard too!
Neighbor 2: I didn’t ask you a god damnthing!
Neighbor 3: …
Neighbor 4: what the fuck are you looking at? I’ll smash your face in if you don’t fuck off
Neighbor 5: the lizard people are government and you’re a government too!
Neighbor 6: she left me because them woke warriors filled her head with bullshit saying it’s abusive when I hit her!
[Wellbeing maximised]
How to “greet” neighbours:
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Do an outdoors BBQ
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Let the smell waft to their house
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Knock on their door and invite them to join you
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Have wild sex orgies
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Fuck that.
Why do you say that?
Most of my neighbors are total dick bags. Greeting them once was plenty.
Sorry to hear that. As Jackolantern@lemmy.world said, feel free to greet us instead :)
That’s why I’m here! :)
Let’s try to make this a world a better place, on greeting at a time
