Great they just had to name it Hilary. This shit is gonna get memed to death right next to Brandon.
Think they might try to arrest a hurricane?
Can we get tickets to that? Maybe a live steam?
What about the hurricanes emails‽
A couple years ago, they were trying to shoot at the hurricanes, so…
Didn’t Trump suggest nuking one?
Yes but thankfully he instead chose to simply redirect the hurricane with his sharpie
When my daughter sent us the projected path of Hillary, which goes over us, my wife sent back a sharpie-modified version that routed it away. So we should be safe.
Better stock up on your chocolate reserves though, just in case.
Always solid advice.
Yeah how do we seed this, I want to see an attempt to lock up a hurricane. And I honestly hope they succeed
…. First useful thing magidoits have done.
I think we need borrow some DNC political operatives. Maybe plant some FBI agents. With GoPros.
For the movie. Title it “Useful idiots.”
Oh the Hilarity.
Just remember, it doesn’t take much for moving water to move a car.
Turn around, don’t drown.
There’s gonna be a lot of flash flooding from this. Stay safe out there folks
Ground is too dry to absorb, just gonna tear through the surface. Expect a warm winter and a drought next year.
Learn to swim…
One big festering neon distraction.
Learn to swim, my friend. Learn to swim.
Swimming is easy. Treading water, not so much.
Don’t worry friend, I get your reference.
I saw Tool @ Lollapalooza in ‘94. Rage against the Machine tried to start a riot. Good times.
distraction from what?? all the other awful things?
Lyrics from the song Ænema by TOOL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHcmnowjfrQ
Ahhh, ha ha ha, it’s gone, it’s gone, it’s gone. Oh, it’s gone. All the shitty shows are gone, all the idiots screaming in the fucking wind are dead, I love it. Leaving nothing but a cool, beautiful serenity called…Arizona Bay. That’s right, when L.A. falls in the fucking ocean and is flushed away, all that it will leave…is Arizona Bay.
For the uninitiated, is that the big one I hear in the background?
The username… the NZ country code… are you a hobbit?
How Old Toby Hornblower came by the plant is not recorded, for to his dying day he would not tell.
Except that even with biggest earthquake ever, that won’t happen. The San Andreas fault is a strike slip fault, not a subduction one. At worst California will just move north, and not into the ocean.
It’s a Bill Hicks comedy routine, rather than a treatise on plate tectonics
lmao what
Lyrics from the song Ænema by TOOL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHcmnowjfrQ
hurricane WHAT
Hurricane Hilary.
what did she do now
Hilary Duff? No idea…
My brain started reading “Hilary will dump” and started assuming it was going in an “emails” direction
