• eqslcv@lemm.ee
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    22 hours ago

    Dolphins would fuck your family dude, those things are godless

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      21 hours ago

      This reminds me of the dolphin jokes that Lower Decks got away with in almost every season. Dolphins + Universal Translator = Instant workplace harassment.

    • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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      21 hours ago

      They need Jeeezus!

      OMG. Wait. If we ever do try to figure out how to translate their language…

      Someone is going to actually try to teach them Christianity. I guarantee it. It’s inevitable.

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        8 hours ago

        Mark my words, the moment dolphins become christian they’ll start a crusade and I don’t want to be around for that

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            5 hours ago

            If it is true that man was made in God’s image then we are ungodly creatures in the eyes of devout Christian dolphins

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        21 hours ago

        “What do you think he means by that? ‘Tonight, you’? Like it’s some kinda threat?”