Remind the kitty that we’ve talked about this.

And no, no second dinner.

Guess I’m lunch🤷‍♀️

nah, I’d win

Die

I fixed you’re post 😤

Biting down harder

Rawr! 🐯

I think it’s pretty obvious in the picture.

I’m biting a dude’s neck.

Dying – with style.

Meuw (Last resort try to confound the attacker)

I’m dying bro. That’s it, lights out.

Apparently slipping out of my skin to try to get away. Tiger didn’t know that was my distraction skeleton.

Reaching up and petting that kitty… Also thanking them for doing what I’m too afraid to do.

Jazz hands.

Submitting to my cat daddy

First, I will muster up the biggest shit that I can. Then I will frantically scoop out what I can and rub it on all of my meaty surfaces. At least I will feel like I got the tiger a little bit too, since it will be getting my poop taste in their mouth.