You find a roach in your kitchen. What do you do to it?
Do you like cheese?
I have no plan going into this. What was the last thing you have done?
What’s the best kind of ice cream?
What is your favorite pizza topping?
I threw up a little in my mouth.
Cranberry.
Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?
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Yes.
What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?
I would guess 200,000.
Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?
Playing with a cat.
You’re so reasonable!
What’s your opinion of the ghost pepper?
Its really hot.
Would you shoot a puppy, if so why?
Yeah! I think they’re cute.
Reasons Lemmy is better than Reddit?
I am irrationally angry.
I don’t know any.
If you had to choose between shooting Hitler or 100 kittens, which would you shoot?
Hitler.
What are the three things you would never do, even for money?
- Kill someone
- become on of those right wing grifters
- Become a “cancelled” stand up comedian.
Why do you throw litter out of your car?
God fucking dammit.
Why not?
What’s your opinion on the designated hitter rule in professional baseball?
Seems confusing.
Damn, I don’t even need to edit to make you look bad.
I’m not american.
