return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 1 day agoRising egg prices and high demand are prompting consumers to rent or buy chickens, but experts warn the move may not cut costswww.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square91fedilinkarrow-up1211arrow-down12cross-posted to: aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
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minus-squaresolrize@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up56arrow-down2·1 day agoPlus wait till the chickens get bird flu.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·1 day agoIt’s the bird flu not the chicken flu.
minus-squareMeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 day agoThen they have worry about Chicken Pox.
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoAnd specifically it isn’t a hen flu so they are double safe
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoNow I’m worried about the cock flu.
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoThat’s why people stuff their cock in a balloon before ramming them into the chicken coop
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoEven though it would be a rooster, a duck, and a sheep that would first brave the air in a balloon, we have the brothers Joseph-Michel and Jacques-Étienne Montgolfier to thank for it. The Montgolfier brothers pioneered the hot air balloon as we know it (which is to say, a large balloon that floats under the power of heated air, as opposed to a lighter-than-air gas such as helium) in the late 1700s.
Plus wait till the chickens get bird flu.
It’s the bird flu not the chicken flu.
Then they have worry about Chicken Pox.
And specifically it isn’t a hen flu so they are double safe
Now I’m worried about the cock flu.
That’s why people stuff their cock in a balloon before ramming them into the chicken coop
Even though it would be a rooster, a duck, and a sheep that would first brave the air in a balloon, we have the brothers Joseph-Michel and Jacques-Étienne Montgolfier to thank for it. The Montgolfier brothers pioneered the hot air balloon as we know it (which is to say, a large balloon that floats under the power of heated air, as opposed to a lighter-than-air gas such as helium) in the late 1700s.