God why are we still doing these stupid pop culture opinions?

Nobody actually dislikes hearing the worst moist.

Nobody actually cares if people put pineapple on pizza.

Nobody actually hates candy corn enough to give a shit about it.

Nobody. Not even you. You don’t have to do this, you don’t have to go through the motions just because they laid them out for you.

You can be a real person.

But this shit, this shit is so fucking lame.