I underestimated the overhead capacity of the middle rack of the dishwasher for years

sir_pronoun@lemmy.world · 3 天前

I underestimated the overhead capacity of the middle rack of the dishwasher for years

Golden Lox@lemmy.world · 3 天前

wait, theres a middle rack??

Psythik@lemm.ee · 2 天前

In most dishwashers the “middle rack” is just the top rack. You would know if you had a dishwasher with 3 racks. And to be fair, the third rack tends to not have a lot of headroom when you do have one. Can only fit silverware and small utensils.

Higgs boson@dubvee.org · 2 天前

My middle rack sits out in the garage because it felt dumb.

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 天前

…you mean your top rack, right? Not the rack your glasses and large tools/utensils go on.

HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com · 2 天前

came to say this. well la de da mister hotty totty.

otp@sh.itjust.works · 1 天前

That sounds like a euphemism for, uh… let’s call it jailbait

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 2 天前

hotty totty.

Hoity-toity?

HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com · 2 天前

yeah thats the high faluten way of writin it I think.

ShepherdPie@midwest.social · 2 天前

Hot toddy

DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works · 2 天前

What’s a dishwasher?

Thassodar@lemm.ee · 2 天前

Ask your mom

DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works · 2 天前

OK. Now I have a black eye. What next?

Thassodar@lemm.ee · 2 天前

Tell your dad the dishwasher’s broken

DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works · 2 天前

OK. Now mom has a black eye too. What next?

kusivittula · 2 天前

call your grandparents and tell them your dad overloaded the dishwasher

DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works · 2 天前

They’re dead. I called their next of kin. My dad. Now I have two black eyes. What next?

kusivittula · 2 天前

pretend you’re a panda bear and eat your dad

dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world · 2 天前

The top end Asko model has four racks…