What’s your most cruel prank so far?
Hi. Have you ever woken up just feeling malicious, with a mood of “Man, I just wish to ruin someone’s day for shits and giggles”? And what do you do in those situations?
I wonder, what’s the best, meanest, cruelest prank you pulled on your friends or foes so far.
@drq Once I put a CO2 fire extinguisher under my colleague chair. He had a habit to really drop into his chair with all his weight so it was supposed to trigger a partial discharge - which was very loud with the stream of CO2 knocking things around but then it would dissipate without much trace so not much harm done.
The guy always came earlier than everyone else and spent some time watching YouTube before work so he supposed to be alone.
It worked. Except that morning our boss also came very early and was sleeping at his desk right in front of the setup. He also was a very toxic person and was going through his divorce which made him even greater asshole than usual. So the blast startled them both and threw some papers off his desk which resulted in all Hell breaking loose even though no one understood what the fuck happened and my colleague got all the blame in the moment.
@shuro Doublekill!!
Did you own up to this? How bad was the music to face?
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@drq My colleague suspected me immediately so I had to come clean :) The boss wasn’t interested as he had habit of blowing up at anyone he saw first no matter the situation and then forgetting (or “forgetting” and sending someone else to mend things he fucked up as people didn’t took it well - one time we almost lost our primary ISP as he managed to piss off all their managers because of major outage which wasn’t their fault even).
@shuro I think, coming clean is crucial when the jig is up, though.
If you’re pranking friends - it’s because you’re not an asshole.
If you’re pranking an enemy - it’s because you want the fucker to say your name.
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@drq Usually my pranks quickly went to “oh, it is you, IT IS YOU AGAiN” moment so I didn’t really have to come clean except saying “well… yes”.
There was one time when I had to come clean and confess and it took some hesitation. One guy at work had Ford. His car had that usual oval Ford emblem on the front but it could be flipped upside down revealing a keyhole to open the hood. So when we went to smoke or something sometimes we flipped it. He always noticed and smiled or was slightly annoyed but that’s it.
One day I flipped it upside down and he didn’t notice it this time. Next morning I came and there was heavy atmosphere in the room. He was walking around all sulky saying “Who did it, why don’t you leave it alone… yesterday I noticed it when I parked at home so I had been driving through half of Moscow like an idiot… everyone saw it on the road…”. I had no idea why he took it so close to the heart (maybe because he was kind of classy guy and cared about his looks). I thought it was no big thing but when it continued on the next day. He just couldn’t shake it off. I had to confess to give him some closure and we stopped doing it.
@shuro Ahh… I dunno, I think if a person cares about representing some automotive brand so much, they just deserve being mocked and made fun of.
Wonder if that guy learned a lesson.
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@drq I think it was not about the car but looking like a fool which he turned out to be really sensitive for. Maybe he was a bit insecure behind that facade of real ladies man who did manage to get in his bed half of the office including some married women :)
I guess everyone can have weird weak spots.
@shuro The thing is, if he cares so much about some stupid logo shield, he IS a fool, after all :D
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