• PugJesus@lemmy.worldOPM
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    We need a new (Republican*) system!

    I don’t know, isn’t it about Conquer Europe o’Clock? Haven’t you let the Germans have all the fun this past century or so?

    Does Bonaparte have any descendants that would look cool in a greatcoat and tall bicorne?

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      Conquering Europe has been tried and failed so many times at some point you just gotta move on you know.

    • Zloubida@lemmy.world
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      We just have to wait a few years for Germany to fall apart due to their neoliberal reforms and shrinking demographics.

      We made the same shitty reforms and our demographics is shrinking too, but less than them and later, and that’s all that matters.

      Then it’ll be time for Zloubida the First to take things into his own hands.

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        I would follow you to the end of the world, mon empereur, or the Channel, whichever comes first.

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          Arise, arise, Riders of Zloubida! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Britain!

          (Drowning horses noises)

      • Wrufieotnak@feddit.org
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        No love for a Reformation and Reestablishing of ONE carolingian empire, finally reuniting Germany and France?