Something sucks alright…
Recently happened upon a Buy 2 Get 3 Free sale on Progresso soup. So I got 15 cans for the price of 6. Oh yeah baby, it’s soup time.
I already suck on my soup.
“It’s amazing! Tomato soup, I can feel it running down my throat!”
Did Obvious Plant get at job at Progresso???
I’m actually interested in trying these! There is no way to say this without some kind of double entendre, but I like to suck on things to keep my mouth occupied sometimes. I get tired of sucking on sweet things so, if these are tasty, they might be a nice change of pace!
I pray for your inbox.
So far, happily, crickets. Maybe everyone has figured out that I’m an overweight middle-aged man.
I’m going to send you a weird DM just so you feel sexy.
So it turns out I don’t know how to send DMs on my mobile app. I’ll try again when I get to a computer
K, I think I did it.
Suck on some soup. It’ll help you feel better.
oh, from the thumbnail, I assumed OP was just doing the lazy and photoshopping the “R” into a “P”.
as usual, reality is worse than what I imagined.
When I was a (weird) kid, I would suck on the chicken-flavored bouillon cubes. “Weird kid” me would probably have asked for those at the store. Weird adult me will just make soup.
Me too! In hindsight we didn’t have a ton of food.
So, sugar with salt and MSG? Great!
