The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agoDress for the joblemmy.worldimagemessage-square107fedilinkarrow-up1745arrow-down111cross-posted to: sneerclub@awful.systems
arrow-up1734arrow-down1imageDress for the joblemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agomessage-square107fedilinkcross-posted to: sneerclub@awful.systems
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoHeavy natural selection pressures. Don’t worry, we’ll see those again in a couple decades.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-25 hours agoBroke: Higher calorie consumption, low stress environments, abundant free time, institutionalized and publicly funded education systems. Woke: Generations of cracking open one another’s skulls to feast on the gooey goodness inside until only the largest and most succulent heads remain.
Heavy natural selection pressures. Don’t worry, we’ll see those again in a couple decades.
Broke: Higher calorie consumption, low stress environments, abundant free time, institutionalized and publicly funded education systems.
Woke: Generations of cracking open one another’s skulls to feast on the gooey goodness inside until only the largest and most succulent heads remain.