Bat Pussy is an American pornographic film, believed to have been produced and possibly released in the early 1970s. Ostensibly a spoof of the 1966–1968 Batman television series, it has been cited as the earliest example of a pornographic parody film and more infamously considered to be the worst pornographic film ever made. Released in relative obscurity and near-anonymity, Bat Pussy was discovered in the storeroom of a Memphis, Tennessee adult movie theater in the mid-1990s and subsequently issued on home video by exploitation film distributor Something Weird Video. No credits or copyright information can be found on this print, and as a result, nothing is known for certain about its production or who was involved; it is not known who made the film or even stars in it.

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        2 days ago

        Yes!

        I plan to educate my cock on human mating rituals, and believe he will be more likely to respond well if the humans are dressed as bats.

        See, my cock is a proud cock. He is always ready to jump on someone and go to town at a moment’s notice. Why, he has already done so three times today!

        Since he’s such a big cock, he can hurt the little ones. You have to be pretty big for my cock not to beat you up a little while he’s just humping away. Not that he cares, he’s gone after some really tiny chicks before, barely old enough to lay.

        I mean, when my cock is in the mood, you have to beat him off to keep him from going after someone. Even that doesn’t stop him for long because he’s insatiable!

        The good thing is, at night, he loves it when I take him up and stroke him gently on his dangly parts. He stretches out full length and just enjoys it.