every time i tell people im a proservative they call me a fruit DO NOT call me a fruit or i swear to sam i will be so mad i hope this infographic clears it up
by the way that eyes emoji means “yuck im looking at that out of the side of my eye because i dont like it”
well when my grandma died i asked my mom about her and my mom said she was filled with formaldehyde so if formaldehyde kills grandmas then proservatives is probably what killed the fruits in those cans at the store