Oh, but what a fantasy. My in-laws took the clan to Andalusia, of course, as that’s what everyone does. We VRBOed a place above Malaga’s reservoir (it’s near Venta El Tunel, a googlable landmark) and even though it was in the middle of a long drought (the reservoir was a puddle) the parents would live there forever if they had healthcare assurances.

Is it olives they grow there? Is it suitable for an orchard?