I know it’s not Christmas anymore, but this is good advice all year.
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They’re children. Trust me, they don’t need to be reminded to do this.
I love how batteries taste and feel against my tongue.
Mmm! Asbestos flavored!
Mine tastes like lead!
Mine tastes like choking hazard!
Wha… A talking candle!!!
“Obey the candle, Suzie. Eat your delicious bear. Just like Johnny is eating his delicious drum. The candle commands it.”
