Probably the best news I’ve read so far today.
Oh no. Well anyways
Good
Bullshit. They own more land than damn near any other entity on the planet. The whole celibacy thing was so the priest could not take the church owning and give them to non-church kids.
Hurting for money? Sell some land. Then pay for the abuse lawsuits some more.
Are these bastards really thinking we are going to believe their mafia like enterprise is supported by charitable donations?
Thoughts and prayers.
Wait, nope, fresh out.
lol
Maybe they can set up a loops server and just do remote mass shorts? They’ll have to jump for jebus with different dresses.
They might need to auction off one of those reptilian skeletons they have in the secret basement.
Those grifters have had a good run for two millenia. As scams go, I’d say it was pretty successful - and still is, sadly.
Oh, pedo funding ran out. Now pedos come to various dictatorships asking for money. Say, Azerbaijan, that’d be those guys who have demolished probably more Christian heritage than ISIS.
BTW, my paternal line is Armenian Catholic from Khodorchur of Dayq province, so I do feel bad about them falling so low, but really nothing one can fix. Just let that thing die.
Bootstraps bitches. Pull em up!
Oh, no. Guess they’ll have to sell some of those golden trinkets they have
Just ask god for money? I mean, isn’t it omnisicent and omnipotent?