Quit and start selling chess-themed butt plugs on Etsy
Well I know I’m not fully awake yet… First thought was “ha bet his opponent won because he could see the other guy’s screen.” 🤦♂️
Since many players visually mark out moves they’re planning, this is not entirely wrong.
It’s the same reason you don’t play chess around mirrors.
Where is the vibrator?
Same place it always was
SHARE THE LOAD
Take it as the win it is that you finally got some viewers on your twitch channel.
Delay, deny, defend.
Delay - Wait, hold on for a second… brb
Deny - That wasn’t me who was screen sharing, I couldn’t have l*st so bad!
Defend - I was just trying to distract myself, so obviously I didn’t think through every move that I’ve made.
Easy. Take the queen with your king. Check mate.
If you want , I can show you another way I can disappoint women, it also should take about 2 mins.
Then not only will she want to meet up IRL, she’ll bring a few friends from HR over too
You don’t, give up chess and start farming
