My hair turns copper-gold in the summertime when I’m out in the sun for a few days in a row.

I’m white and can pass as a straight man if I try hard enough.

I have excellent time sense. I could set a 15min timer on the kitchen microwave, then go into another room. Often I’ll get up and walk into the kitchen just as the timer beeps. Useful, but hard to monetise. Oh, and white privilege.

i live on one of the richest, most developed countries in the world with a good social system and universal healthcare and retirement.

I’m white, my family is middle-ish class, I don’t pay rent.

Eventually I get to die and my suffering will end.

I can usually unscramble 5- or 6-letter words on sight.

hopeless optimist

i have a decent understanding of unix-like systems.

I don’t feel any part of me that itches to make posts like this on the internet, and I appreciate that advantage.

My dad died back in 2016 when I was 25 so I got an early inheritance to invest at a good time.

I have thick thighs and a good understanding of Linux :3

I’m engaged to my best friend, my future in laws are cool as hell, both my parents are alive and well, and my brothers and I get along really well. I’ve also got the cutest little nephew and hearing him laugh always makes my day. I might not make a ton of money, but I’ve got a damn good family and couldn’t be more thankful for them

English teacher who made me write a 500 word essay every day for a semester.